Everyone I have an announcement to make. Retro is a bitch ass mother f**ker. He took out his fluffy ass dick and pissed on my f**king wife. And he said his dick THIIIIISSSS big and I said that’s DISGUSTING! So this is my post on imgflip.com. Retro, you have a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut but even smaller. And this is what my dong looks like. That’s right baby. No fluff, no feathers, no pillows, all smooth. It looks like two balls and a dong. He f**ked my wife, so I’m gonna F**K THE EARTH! BEHOLD! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! But I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go HIGHER! IM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT? I PISSED ON THE F**KING MOON! You have exactly 23 HOURS before all the piss sickles and trickles DOWN ONTO THE EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
