I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm high on weed (COUGH)
I'm Mr. Joint Smoker
I smoke till my gums bleed
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns my lungs into mush
The Dutch-
[He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed
He's Mr Joint Smoker
THC till his liver bleeds]
They call me Baked Miser
I'm high in the clouds
And my coughs are getting loud
I'm [Cough Cough] well endowed
I never want to see a day where they confiscate my plants
I'd rather run off on the lam
And ramble nonsensical rants
“Did you ever watch Joe Rogen he's pretty cool
Ivermectin is a hell of a drug it’s pretty based and Red Pilled”
[He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed]
“SING IT”
[He's Mr Joint Smoker
He's Mr Foggity-Steam]
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I puff
I want more of this stuff [coughing]
“Can someone help me wrap this joint?”
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