I don't know if I like her or I want to slap her

N o y a

I told you abt her right-

N o .

Oh
Well I'm not gonna so

M y c a t t e x t e d y o u ?

I- 💀

Who’s Noya? 😏

I'm not willing to explain everything so- well-

She's my ex 💀

ohfuc

ooo t e a

HELP

o h o k

BRUH
Wym "oH Ok" you dumb bi-

What do I f**king say 😀

bish idek what t h e y said how am i gonna know how you should respond

HHHHHHHHHH-
IS SHE TRYNA GET BACK W NE OR SONE SHIT

Y e s . Classic reunion move.
plz donut fall for th.at

agreed

Copycat smfh

Ik

yeah idk how you should respond lmao

* c r i e s *
Why not

dude you're asking the asexual person who has no idea how love even works or why and doesn't understand shit about being in a relationship about relationship advice
why the f**k do you think

I was joking bru 👁️💧👄💧👁️ I'm sorry-

s m h

*dies out of stress*

oh god

rude mfer

Says the one that doesn't help my relationship problems 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i d o n ' t k n o w h o w t o

AREBT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE MY BSF 😭😭😭😭

doesn't mean ik everything smh

BUT THEN WHO DO I RELY ON

i d k ?

*AREN'T

IM SORRY ;-; I WILLN'T ASK AGAIN

s m h h h h

Y e s . Classic reunion move.
plz donut fall for th.at

*panics*
I'm not good with these things Drizzy-

But what if she just wants to be friends .-. cuz I kinda cut her off-

N o b o d y is good with these things. Not me. I can just tell that your ex texting you had nothing to do with their crying.

Well, you c a n be friends. Just keep talking like nothing happened, but don't get pulled into sum shit you don't want to be in.

I think...I think I f**ked up 💀

I think this is the most natural response you can come up with.
So it's f i n e .
You'd sound insensitive if you didn't ask that.

F**K
DRIZZY F U C K -

"Because you're a friend"
"Because you told me"
"Do you need help?"

Choose wisely. Your life depends on it.

*hyperventilating*
Uhhh def not "do u need help" uHhH- how about bc you're a friend- cuz I want us to be friends

Sounds cool.
Stop hyperventilating. I mean, stop talking if you're hyperventilating cuz you'll regret saying weird shit.

HHH-

Me: Cuz you're a friend .-.
Her: Since when?
Me: Weren't we always?

AND THEN SHE S T O P P E D REPLYING AND NOW I'M SCARED FOR MY LIFE-

N a a h .
It means it's h e r turn to hyperventilate and think of sumting to say.
So calm down please.

H h h . . . . alright ;-;

-Me

SHUT UP I'M DEALING W REAL SHIT RN

ohok sorry

I really need to stop walking into random conversations

plz donut screaeam at corpse plz 🥺

*ME