Florida man problems

What helmet did he wear?
Protection VI?

No helmet. He just got lucky. Probably caused brain damage, but that's a lateral move since he's a Florida man.

Danm.

Damn bro seems like he’s a lead head

That will teach him to eat cheetos in bead!

*bed

But he's still just fine!
Meth and moonshine keep him alive and fuel his crime sprees!

I am proud to be a Florida man. We are invincible

I retract my earlier comments. We are stupid.

Why? It's that cat's right as an American to see bikini dancers!

What did he do to get shot in the first place?

Complained that his wife smoked all his bath salts. Because Florida reasons...

Lmao 🤣

Yas

that's rare

Not in Florida.

She shot him for complaining that she couldn't make a sandwich right. What do you know? Murder was just another thing she couldn't do right!