A WHILE BACK, I WAS LOOKING AT THIS ANDROGYNOUS BEAUTY; I WRONGLY ASSUMED SHE WAS A BOY, AND THOUGHT “HE’S KINDA HOT”; THEN, I LEARNED SHE WAS A GIRL AND THOUGHT “DANG, SHE’S EVEN HOTTER NOW”; IT WAS PROBABLY THE MOST BISEXUAL THOUGHT PATTERN I EVER HAD