Hello, I've been told you have been flagging things a lot in dark humor. Dark humor is called dark humor for a reason, and if you do not like it you can just ignore the meme. If you keep doing this you will be getting a ban. Thanks for understanding.
when I was about 5 I tripped when going upstairs that had no covering on the edges of the steps and I got a massive gash on my shin, and about 2 months ago I had a hangnail that I pulled of that did not heal for a week and a half and hurt really bad. overall u have not had an injury that warranted me going to the hospital the only time a had to go was when I was so constipated it hurt to walk and I had to get an enema but that's more embearising than painful.
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sliced my knee open and almost died in the process
sliced my knuckle open
almost got blinded
ate glass
tried to sharpen my finger
knocked my tooth out
I'm on track for an average of 1 hospital visit every 2 years
I haven't gotten injured a lot but one time in 2nd grade I stabbed myself with a pencil for a dare. now there's a permanent scar and graphite embedded in my skin :D
Burned a hole in my foot, one time, with liquid metal. Hurt off and on for like two years, cause it burned a hollow spot in the muscle and it took forever to grow back.
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busted my lip multiple times
recently suffered a concussion
got bit by a cat
punctured on my head on my backpack (don't know what punctured it.)
busted my nose on a brick (it was a side of a pool)
but yet i still haven't freaking broken a bone.
I'm eleven.
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