As a conscience DMV employee, it's my duty to follow the law. Of course, since many people requesting IDs act like alt accounts [not being from this stream, but still quoting you chapter and verse, for instance...] I'm forced to investigate "out of town" voters.
If my hard work at the DMV is not to your liking, I would suggest getting in that line over there: the one marked "complaints."
I'm sure the owner of the DMV will be with you shortly.