Somewhat op OCS allowed, just not stupidly op and no joke OCS

“OH YE-WOAH WOAH”

???: AHAHAHA! SEEING YOU FREAK OUT MAKES ME LAUGH!

“Yeah but can we at least be civilized about this?!”

???: Not unless you're a villain

“But I’m not!”

???: Well then *doctor octopus arms go brrrrr*

“oh HELL NO!” I run

???: *Sighs* I hate when they run *chases after them*

I look back “DAAAAH!”

???: COOOMEEEE HEEEEEERRRRREEEEEE

“AAAH! NO I WILL NOT! I AINT TRYNA GET SNATCHED”

Infinity: whatever! One For All... Full Cowling... 50%! *Gets surrounded in red lightning*
Infinite: I'll kill you, then the other one *stands on bottom two arms*

“OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOH”

*they charge at each other*

“Mhmhmhmhmmmm”

???: *One of the arms reach out to grab you*

I jump on the floor and hold my head, cowering

???: Eheheh, that's right, accept your date *the arm starts choking you*

“ACK-(small gasp) T-TU” I try and struggle

???: Shhhh, just sleep little man
???2: DETROIT SMAAAASH!!! *punches him in the back, releasing you*

I gasp “HEUH!?...OH MY GOD!”

???: *Grunts, coughs* Infinity? The hell are you doing here?
Infinity: (the guy in the image) what do you think, Infinite? *Eyes glow red* to defeat you!

I watch “oh this is gonna get messy!”

Infinite: bring it dumbass!
Infinity: I'M YOU!
Infinite: oh, right

“Aheheh”

(Sunshine)
Please don't attack me

???: No *starts choking her* you're going to hell!

Don't kill me and I did nothing wrong

???: You existed

I am really hungry and tired

Can I have something to eat and drink before we go?

???: I guess you can have a last meal...

Okay...why did you say last meal?

???: Cause I'm going to kill you dumbass

Fine...Waits for her meal to come

???: You're getting your own food, I'm just waiting
???2: I've been hidden long enough! TIME TO DIE INFINITE!
Infinite: INFINITY!?
Infinity: that's right

Finishes her food. Breathes in okay

Infinity: TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS
Infinite: shut up dumbass
Infinity: I'M YOU!
Infinite: oh right

Walks with them

Infinity: you know I'm here to protect you, right?

No, I didn't know that.

Infinity: ._.

Yawns loudly

???: Why not?

I am not an enemy

???: Are you a hero?

I am an ordinary person. And I need to use the bathroom!!!

???: Too bad then, at least you don't have to pee where you're going!

Can I use the bathroom before you take me?

???: *Sighs* go

Runs into a porta-potty and after relieving herself walks out and walks home

???: *Jump in front of her* WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?

I am going home