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if i say what's in my head, god will banish me from this realm because of how dark of a joke it is

Too bad I don't have blue eyes.
I just have chocolate eyes.

Tho, I like having brown eyes 🍫
Brown eyes are beautiful af anyways.

No they’re not
They’re common af and I’d rather be unique

I frickin' rather just keep them the way they are. I probably would look worse with blue eyes anyways.

yea they’re very common

ye they’re good
mine are almost black tho so i don’t think mine are good looking

Oof

ye

i agree but can’t say it irl bc it’s offensive to believe that where i’m from

"Blue eyes are the prettiest eye color"

"That's offensive. I'm offended"

Makes sense

lol

What Corpse said

XD
let’s just say some snowflakes find that racist

welp im not pretty

Blue eyes are blue in my opinion

*screenshots*

Well I don’t think of myself as attractive
I have black hair, brown eyes, and a slight tan

my eyes were blue 30 minutes ago

Lmao thx

Ok