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Wow this is mind blowing

Lincoln’s review of the play?
It was mind blowing
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were our only open minded presidents

Lincoln just needed to clear his head

“Sometimes you just need to go for a ride to clear you’re head” JFK, September 22nd 1963

Kennedy did a real good job of spreading around during his last speech

Thanks for your dark humor submission btw
JFK’s eyes were blue, one blue out one way and one blue out the other way

“Girl, are you a bullet? Because I can’t get you out of my mind”
-JFK to Marilyn Monroe

“Baby are you a cop? Cause you just took my breath away”
George Floyd

That's also the reason the cop is shooting

Dark humor is like cancer, it’s funnier when kids get it

That was darker than the Jews’ ashes

Well I mean that’s not very dark, the ashes were white there’s no black Jews

The difference between Santa and Jews is that Santa goes down the chimney