Joke rp (Mod note: ew.)

Sonic: Oh shit uhhhh... Super Idol pill?

*you take the super idol pill. You feel weird*

Sonic: ...

*you feel a surge of bing qi ling in your veins. You start singing super idol*

FBI!Sans: OOOHHHHH IS IT AN OPTION TO CHOOSE BOTH

???: *in chinese* yes

AIGHT, HERE WE GO *eats both pills*
Super idol dei xiao - *static noises* CHING CHENG HANJI

???: *in chinese* OH MY… HE HAS ♾ x69 SOCIAL CREDIT

whoever put that mode note prob lost -1115 social credit

Yes

funni man: red

*he gives you the pill.*

Funni man: *eats through back of his head* holy shit my social credits are
Super Idol de xiaorong dou mei ni de tian ba yue zhengwu de yangguang dou mei ni yaoyan re’ai 105 °C de ni di di qingchun de zhengliushui ni bu zhidao ni you duo ke’ai diedao hou hui shaxiaozhe zai zhan qilai

???: YES! IT IS WORKING

+282718 social credits

???: I AM PLEASED MY CHILD

Funni man: *create water bottle*

???: AH! IT IS I! JONG XINA!

[ R i o ]
*remembers the cape man* "can i have a yellow pill?"

???: *in chinese* alright. Here’s the Bing qi ling pill.

*in Cantonese* "i said yellow-"

???: *chinese* it is.

"fine-"

*you feel bing qi ling in your veins*

"WAT DA-

*you start singing The red sun in the sky*

"wish i picked the red pill instead-"

*The man starts eating Lao Gan Ma*

"hey you"

???: *in chinese* yes

"just tell me when this thing will stop-"

???: *in chinese* I already told you

"oh ok"

???: *in chinese* yes?

"wtf is this-"

???: *in chinese* the lao gan ma or the pill?

"the mf pill"

???: *in chinese* it was the bing qi ling pill

"i don't know that and when will it stop"

???: *in chinese* when you get more than 69 million social credit

"wth is that again-"

???: *in chinese* the chinese system that makes sure you aren’t capitalist scum

"it's a human race isn't it?"

Brobgonal Gaming: Brobgonal Gaming

???: *in chinese* pick one or you will be executed by Jong Xina