My day is ruined

Your non-masculine parental figure is over the average weight, possibly
obese.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

w t f are you talking about...

Do you know what a pan sexual is?

Everyone knows who a pansexual is.
It's people who are attracted to kitchen utensils.

It’s not apparently

My whole life was a lie...

So was mine :(

I Used to roll the dice
Feel my dick in my Enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd Would sing
Now the old king is Dead
LOL!!!

One minute I held my Nuts
Next, my balls were closed on me...
And I discovered Sans
Upon pillars of salt, Pillars of salt, Pillars of salt, Pillars of salt

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I hear Jackie-chan singing
Omae wamu Shinderu
Beat my meat!~
My soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos

For some reason I can't explain
Why we live in a society
Where gamers...
Don't rule the world....

w h a t