pov: you and bf discover something unholy

blobie with a pet eggdog: the heck

(Weird question, but did you buy the plush? Asking for a friend.)

bf: some... ritual

blobie:cool.

bf: you know what we gotta do *loads shotgun*

blobie: but the crab is gonna summon spy crab but maybe gonna summon crab god or somthing

bf: *blood splatters everywhere* too late :)

blobie:....
*blobie runs away*
blobie:NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

bf: bye

Suicide Mouse: ...

bf: pull it

Suicide Mouse: [image]

Stickman: bf get the holy water

bf: ok *gets the holy water*

Stickman summons a bucket full of holy water.
Stickman: what is this place?
Stickman looks like the meme

bf: a ritual of the summoning of crabs...

Stickman: *meme*

bf: time to make the crabs species extinct *loads shotgun*

Stickman: *meme*

bf: *crab blood splats everywhere* the deed is done

Stickman: *meme*
The objective changes from “make the crab species extinct” to “loot the location of the ritual”

Chris: nice

bf: *looks at him* bruh

Chris: what, didn’t I tell you I’m a reincarnated demon

bf: oh ok, my gf is also a reincarnated demon

Chris: no, she’s just a demon. I’m a demon reincarnated as a human

bf: oh ye

[ b o n ]
"whats that?"

bf: a ritual

"for what?"

Wheatley: What the bloody hell is this?

bf: a ritual

Wheatley: For??

bf: crab summoning?

Wheatley: OH… uhh.. let’s not talk about the… crabby crabby crabs, alright?

bf: well, you know what has to be done... *loads shotgun*

Wheatley: Uhh… are you pointing that at me-

bf: no *crab blood splats everywhere* the deed is done

Wheatley: alright.

bf: bye *leaves*

Wheatley: Bye ig

Gf: "what the *bleep* is that-"

bf: *you see this* some... ritual?!?!?!

bf: welcome to assassinating with bf and gf! today, we will make the crab species go extinct! *pulls out a minigun*