*insert dramatic music here*

I inspect it

The baby is peacefully sleeping

I touch it

It hand accidentally slaps yours

“AH!”

The baby: :0 :o :O :,O WAAAAAAAAAHhHhHhHhHhhHhhH

“What have I done...” I pick it up

It is bawling its eyes out. It feels terrible for hitting you

I try to hug it and bring it inside

The baby is crying, even more loudly

“Ah ah ah!” I place it on my bed

Baby: WAAAAaaaaaaAaa-

“Uhh...oh I know!” I check it’s butt

The super is clean

“Eep uhh maybe it just needs some TLC” I pick it up and start rocking it gently while also quietly shushing it

Baby: WAaaaaa

“Shh shh shh it’s okay your with me now”

The baby quiets down but is still frowning

I rub it gently “it’s okay”

It looks around and places it’s small foot on your arm

I smile at it

It loooks up at your eyes and smiles as well

I get up slowly and get my phone

The baby is still smiling. It waves its legs around

I dial 911 while watching the baby to make sure it doesn’t do anything wrong

The baby coos as a papers falls out.

I show concern while waiting for the phone

The phone is finally answered: 911 here what’s your emergency?
the baby then starts crying

“Umm yes I have a baby in my house, it’s not mine but I need someone to help it find it’s family and I also don’t know how to parent either” I signal he baby to quiet

The baby wails.
911 person: this is an emergency line, I shall connect you to the police but only call this line for emergencies please and thank you.
Now he is connecting with the cops

I look around “Come on come on”

Cop: hello this is the police what is your problem?

“Hey uhh I found a baby that isn’t mine and I don’t know who the original parents are, can you please do something about it?”

Police man: hm… I can try to look into that. Where is the baby located?
The piece of paper floats up in front of you. The baby seems to be playing with its feet

“Uh...u-t-uh...”

Police: where is the baby located?
The note prances around enticing you to read it

“Umm...c-c” I grab the note

me irl:what harry potter shit is this....and who left a baby on my porch...hmmm*stares at a random cat*mcgonagall is that you?

*wheezeee*-)
The baby is sleeping

(not me coming up with this while staring my cat)

(Lmso)

irl me:*harry potter theme song plays from my phone*

The baby wakes up to the sound of the music

Leona: -! where did you come from? *picks them up*

The baby looks into her eyes

Leona: hi..

It smiles

Leona: *looks around for a minute before bringing them inside*

It looks around the place. A letter falls out

Leona: ..? *picks it up*

Letter: Dear Leona, I know we haven’t seen each other in a very long time but is it alrighty that you would take care of my little sunshine for a bit? I have something to deal with and it’s too dangerous for her to be with me. Thanks
With greatest apologies and acknowledgements,
Your friend

Leona: hm..alright.

The baby crawls over to Leona’s foot and pokes it

Leona: you need something? *picks them up*

It giggles and gently slaps her face

Leona: heh

Baby: :D

Leona: *sits on the couch with them* :3

The baby has the smallest hand she had just about seen. Her thumb goes into her mouth and she sucks on it

Leona: aww 🥺

The baby: :o ( but with its thumb in the mouth)

Leona: you're such a sweet pea!

The baby can tell it’s a compliment and smiles

Leona: :3

Baby: :p

Leona: hehe

The baby continues to suck on its thumb

Leona: hm..

The baby is really just vibing.

Leona: *turns the TV on, and puts it on something child friendly*

The baby looks at it and gasps

Leona: :>

Baby: ooooo

Leona: ^w^

The baby looks at what is happening on screen. She is glued to it

Leona: *humming*

The baby hears her and kind of sings along to the melody

Leona: :3

The baby: :D

Leona: cutie

Baby: :o

Leona: :3