im back from my girlfriend's apartment, did i miss anything?

Check the rules

I already knew about that part, I was online when my buddy Illumina did some chaos.
So nothing else happened>

What rules

Illumina decided to make a rule with 1000 characters and it instantly broke the stream. If you tried to post in the stream, either your device will lag, freeze and crash, or you wont be able to submit anything at all.

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Your fat

Also, you dont have a gf, you will never get one and even if u did she will dump you bc ur stick is smol

deal with being single

Beimg single is fun

*answered*