YOU MAY BE A LEFTIST IF:
1.YOU THINK PAPER IS A BETTER SOLUTION THAN PLASTIC
2. YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE BLOW UP CHRISTMAS CHARACTER ON
YOUR FRONT LAWN
3.YOU HAVE AT LEAST THREE SHOTS, WAITING FOR YOUR FOURTH
4. YOU THINK CLIMATE CHANGE IS A DIRECT RESULT OF OIL AND GAS; AND THE 5TH REASON: YOU THINK WASTING 6 POUNDS OF PAPER TO SERVE 3.5 POUNDS OF FOOD IS THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE
