Right?
I had a little snot follow me all through Home Depot last year yelling "Sir! Sir!" finally she caught up with me and told me I had to wear a mask. I told her fine, provide me with the mask and I will wear it.
She told me to follow her annd she would give me one, and I told her "No. YOu go get it and find me, I am going to get my shit and check out.
I left her standing there with her mouth open and a glazed look in her eye.