For me: Asylum

Excuse me, but what in the flying f**k. Some two atoms rubbed together to cause the forming of the universe and there was a 0.0000000000000001% chance of there being light and stone energy from the explosion, but it still happened. Then, there's a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of light combining to form stars, but it still happened. Then, there was a 0.00000000000000000000000000001% chance of the rock coming together to make planets. Then, there was a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of the planets to begin orbiting the sun, BUT IT STILL HAPPENED. There was a 0.00000000000000001% chance of there being water in some of the rocks that formed the planets, BUT IT STILL HAPPENED. Then there was a 0.0000000000001% chance of bacteria coming to life, which had a 0.000000000000000000000001% chance of later becoming humans. Then, the odds of the early people figuring out how to reproduce was less than 0.00000000000000000000001%. Then think of the odds of all those people meeting. From your ancestors, to your great-grandparents, to your grandparents, to your parents, and then you? 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. And even after all these small odds of you even surviving for the first 5 seconds of your life, you beat all those odds and POST THIS SHIT ON A F**KING MEME WEBSITE? HUH?

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What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.

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