think of the infected like zombies, but not dead. enjoy

Sean: LOOK OUT
Todd: e

???: *grabs baseball bat and twacks them on the head* thanks for warning me

Sean: come out stupid 11 year old
Ava: Hi!

???: what are you guys doing here?

Sean: you see we broke the 4th wall and ended up here as punishment
Todd: tru

???: well, that is definitely a punishment no one deserves! this is a nightmare

nobody:
Todd: E

*something rapidly punches them each punch lining up with a word you think it's Japanese *
???: muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda MUDA! *they all die besides the person*

???: What in the world?

???: mission accomplished

???: hey *holds taser at you* who are you

???: G.e.r

???: ok. the names Meghan. I would shake your hand, but I don't know if you got bit

G.e.r: don't worry I didnt

Meghan: good. we need to find cover, now

G.e.r: well you can come to my masters place

Meghan: I'm sorry, what? You have a master?

G.e.r: yeah

Meghan: I would ask questions, but this is an apocalypse, so I am not going to

Ocapt: "Look out!"

Meghan: *jumps on*

*the wave starts moving and just barely misses the ship*
Nok: "Can everybody hold on to something? We're gonna be moving VERY quickly."

Meghan: how long have you been here?

Ocapt: "I'm about 342 years old. I forgot how long it's been since my death."

Meghan: no you

Ocapt: "Who?"

Meghan: your firmed

Ocapt: "I don't know who you're talking about."
Alexander: "Me?"

Meghan: nevermind

Ocapt: "Okay."
*the ship starts going faster*

Meghan: to the people it does

Ocapt: "I guess it does."

Meghan: y e a h

Ocapt: "You should probably look for people now. I can't hold that wave back for much longer."

Meghan: *runs to go find people*

*Ocapt stays in place with his hands pointed towards the wave*

Meghan: *brings a few people back*

Ocapt: "Get everybody onto the ship!"

*they all run on*

*Ocapt flies over to and starts flying the ship a couple seconds later*

Meghan: *climbs back on*

*Ocapt stands up and starts flying the ship again, looking for a safe building or something*

Meghan; *looks out*

*after a couple minutes, Ocapt stops the ship*
Ocapt: "I think I see somewhere we can go!"

Meghan: sick

Ocapt: "Is that a legit safe place though?"
*Ocapt points towards a large, abandoned building in the middle of nowhere*

Meghan: I can check

*Ocapt lowers the ship to the ground*

Meghan: *jumps out*

*Ocapt watches Meghan*

Meghan: is it possible for us to go lower?

*Ocapt moves the ship's wheel down, making the ship slowly descending*

Megha: *grabs her gun*

Ocapt: "Why did you get a gun out?"

Meghan: im shooting the infected

*the figure similar to Ocapt aims the cannon*
???: "Aight. I'm gonna be firin' this cannon quite a bit."

Meghan: who the fvck are you?

???: "I'm Alexander!"

Meghan: lovely

Ocapt: "Alexander is my favorite shipmate by far. We went on so, so many adventures together..."

???: *grabs for baseball bat and swings at it* thanks

Ocapt: "No problem." *pulls a ship out of his pocket*

???: the fvck

Ocapt: "What? It's just my ship." *puts it down and gets on it*

???: *hops in as well*

*the boat starts flying*
Ocapt: "So, uuuuh... How's your day been?"

???: this is bizarre

Ocapt: "What do you mean? It's just your everyday Enhanced Spirit flying a boat!"

???: ive never seen this ever

Ocapt: "Oh. I thought that everybody'd seen a flying ship with an Enhanced Spirit on it at some point... I don't know how to say this without sounding insane, but... I'm dead."

Meghan: holy fvck

Ocapt: "What?"

Meghan: what do you think?

Ocapt: "I don't know."

Meghan: dumb@dd

Ocapt: "Why did you say a swear word?"

Meghan: because

Ocapt: "I could just slam the ship onto the ground."

Meghan: and kill all of us

Ocapt: "Yep."

Meghan: the fvck

*the Lifeblood quickly heals them, and they fire off another shot in a different direction*

Meghan: *shoots at it again*

*they just dodge the bullet*

Meghan: I give up

*the figure starts walking into a forest*

Meghan: *watches it*

*the figure walks into an abandoned building*

Meghan: *keeps watching*

*the building explodes*

Meghan: *goes inside*

*Ocapt starts following Meghan*

Meghan: *enters, gun drawn*

*there's a single figure inside*

Meghan: who are you

???: "I didn't think thewe were othews weft, besides me and my fwends..."

Meghan: are you a fvcking child?

???: "Yesh..."

Meghan: makes sense

???: "I live in a box. I share name with box. I live in mine box. Mine box can become robot!"

Meghan: wonderful

*Alexander fires the cannon a couple times*

Meghan: *grabs her gun and shoots some infected*

*Ocapt shoots extremely quick thin beams of water at some of infected*

Meghan: thanks

Ocapt: "I do this a lot. No problem."

Meghan: *more shoots*

*a large wave appears over the horizon and moves quickly towards the infected*

Meghan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING CRAZY!

Ocapt: "I'm just killing more infected. Chill."

Meghan: *follows*

Ocapt: "Wait! You don't know what could be in there!"

Meghan: I don’t give a sh!t either

Ocapt: "You're one of the last people on Earth. But whatever, get yourself killed or something."

Meghan: you think I’m one of the last

Ocapt: "I probably accidentally drowned most of the others..."

Meghan: are you Noah or something! You didn’t flood the whole earth

Ocapt: "But I flooded several towns to rid them of Infected."

Meghan: you idiot!!

Ocapt: "I made sure that nobody there was still alive before I did it!"

???: wat?

Ocapt: "Do you not know what a Spirit is?"

???: no, I know that

Ocapt: "I died fighting a sea dragon, and i'll do it again. I don't care who it's fighting, i'll KILL IT. I am a captain... A warrior... Abandoned at a young age... Left to die..."

???: so you know how I feel

Ocapt: "I'm actually 327 years old. My birthday's in a couple of weeks..."

???: congrats?

Ocapt: "It doesn't really matter though... After all, nobody's celebrated it for about 219 years..."

???: because no one knows

Ocapt: "My crew knows... They've known it for a long time..."

Meghan: no sh!t *takes off running*

Ocapt: "Where are you going?!"

Meghan: to find people

Ocapt: "Is there a way to cure the infected and save them?"

Meghan: not fully gone ones

Ocapt: "How are we supposed to tell which ones aren't completely gone?"

Meghan: this is where I’m better than you

Ocapt: "Okay."

Meghan: you may be strong and I’ll come but I have experience with the stuff

Ocapt: "Do you know where someone has the highest chance of survival here?"

Meghan: dumb@ss

Ocapt: "I didn't find anyone! I thought that everybody was dead, but I wasted my time to check every single alleyway, building, bathroom, EVERYTHING!"

Meghan: don’t do it again

Ocapt: "Fine."

Meghan: good call *smirks*

Ocapt: "My dad loved sawblades more than his wife."

Meghan: where did that come from

Ocapt: "I just have to say it. It's too weird to not say."

Meghan: no you don’t

Ocapt: "Nobody misses me. I don't care what you say. I just... Want to see my crew again..."

Meghan: what the fvck!

*the figure is seemingly untouched*

Meghan: *concern*

???: "Another fail."

Meghan: what is the that supposed to mens

???: "I gotta find the cure... I mean, sure, i'm the most wanted criminal of all time, but I want people that will actually react when I shoot somebody in the face."

Meghan: don’t you fvcking dare

???: "Who are you?"

Meghan: none of your concern

???: "No, him."
*they point at Ocapt with their sniper rifle*

Meghan: *holds gun to the back of his head* statement still stands

*the figure shoots the gun out of Meghan's hand*

Meghan: pathetic

???: "Do you have any idea who I am?"

Meghan: don’t know, don’t give a sh!t

???: "Whatever. I'll just stay anonymous. Goodbye!"
*they open a portal and walk in*

Meghan: the fvck

???: "I'm just going to see my friend."

Meghan: …

*they walk into a tall tower*

Meghan: no where

Ocapt: "Ok. How do we find living people in this massive crowd of infected?"

Meghan: not that difficult

Ocapt: "Ok, but how do we find them?"

Meghan: just follow my lead

Ocapt: "Okay."

Meghan: you coming or no?

*Ocapt starts following Meghan*

Meghan: good

Ocapt: "I can fly through anything. Could that be helpful?"

Meghan: j*sus christ

*Ocapt hits the ground*
Ocapt: "I'm perfectly fine!"

Meghan: let me down

*Ocapt makes the ship obey gravity and it just falls to the ground*

Meghan; *startled, but jumps off*

Ocapt: "Behold! Pew."
*Ocapt shoots a large beam of water at a group of infected*

Meghan: *shoots them*

Ocapt: "Is anyone still alive out here aside from me, Meghan and Alexander?"

Meghan: it’s a city, so yeah

Ocapt: "Okay, but we need to find them!"

Meghan: then why don’t you come with

Ocapt: "I'll just die again if I go into that hellish landscape..."

Meghan: that’s not possible

Ocapt: "I'm basically made of water."

Meghan: you’d evaporate

Ocapt: "Yeah..."

Meghan: that sucks

Ocapt: "It really does."

Meghan: *steps back out*

Ocapt: "Are you gonna get back on the ship?"

Meghan: you better not

Ocapt: "Where are we gonna go anyways?"

Meghan: somewhere safer