He just said how kindness kills cancer and how I shouldn't be Mikey

Ask him "if kindness kills cancer why do so many people die each year?"

I did say something like that

Nice
I wish I would have known kindness saved my 10+ relatives that died of cancer.

Yeah, when your kind, they are automatically healed, they won't die at all, that must be impossible because Dhar Mann said so

Yeah. Those thousands of scientists trying to find a cure for cancer must be stupid.

Yeah, kindness is the cure, doing scans just makes them bald which makes them ugly which makes the bullied besides by nerds and Dhar Mann fans

Of course! Who would be stupid enough to believe years of hard work put in by scientists?