Envoy's getting coal, Surly's getting a life, and Cthonic is getting some orange juice to stop his alcohol addiction

Pro tip: orange juice doesn't interfere with alcohol. To the contrary, orange juice and vodka is a popular mixed drink!

Facts

I've got them both do it's time to try something interesting

Suck it down.

I guess he can have a good time then

You've been awfully nice lately.
What ya still hanging with Imcognato?

Idk, felt like it.

Feel like taking me out to dinner?

uwu maybe 👉👈

Uwu but u paying 🥺

can i get a gf?

That just seems like Santa is doing human trafficking then

hol up

Santa's currently being hunted by the FBI

Can I get a girlfriend please?

So Santa is going to put a broad into a bag and flying herover state or country lines? Santa is Epstein now? Lol jk

Man this resonated with me lol

f**k santa

Thanks good butty! Don't worry, imma buy you a nice double barreled shotgun! It'll be an over under to comply with your archaic European gun laws!

Wait wait wait….. the other day you said you were never funny lol lies

Orange juice and jack Daniels or vodka still work, thanks for the mix Santa brah

Could I get a gf