It’s faker :D

almost getting ran over by a car.

I have too many
But my favorites so far:
Almost getting a curveball to the eye (age 5)
Almost drowning and blacking out in a 10 foot pool (age 13)
Ran infront of a road and a car scratched me by a centimeter (age 12)
Annnddd running from 3 rabid animals, almost getting bit by a rabid bunny but I was faster- (age 6)

Jeez

Yep-! And this is why I also have ptsd from volleyball
Had to play a concussion off on a game two years ago, hehe-

Almost drowned but I dont think I'd call that one a near death. Almost died in the hospital which might've been the shit ton of drugs they put me on

Talking back to my mom

I almost fell of a roller coaster

That image is

I almost drowned in a pool when I was 9

Almost drowned in the ocean

I jumped off the highest point of the playground on some mirror's edge type beat

being born :sob:
gettting t boned-

I forgo there too many

Being born.

LMFOAOOAOOAOOSOAOOAOOAOOAOOOAOAOOAOOAOOAOIAO

Almost crashed into a car on my bike

I was a stillborn