IT'S THE STAR FLOOFS

BEANUS

All 3: :333333333333333333333333

(Notices Cat!Nightmare) ?

Cat!Noot: ..

(Pats Cat!Noot on the head)

Cat!Noot: ..

(Starts petting Cat!Noot)

Cat!Noot: ...

(Sigh) *Pulls out a bag of cat treats*

Cat Noot: ...

(Shakes the bag)

The AU Cats: *purring*
Me IRL: *approaches*
One of the AU Cats: *hiss*
Me IRL: ok then- *backs away*

Me: ... (Begins to cry) I-I'm trapped...

Me IRL: we need the spoodersquid
The AU Cats: *purring*

Me: Or some catnip.

Th AU Cats: *ears perk up, and they start meowing*
Me IRL: .-.

Uhoh 0_0

The AU Cats: *meowing*
Me IRL: if we're gonna get catnip, we're gonna need a lot of it

Selever: (Grabs a GIANT BUCKET. FULL. OF. CATNIP.) Guys run! I'll hold them off!

Me IRL: *runs*
The AU Cats: *heads shoot in the direction of the bucket, and they start running to it*

Selever: Alright, cats! Come and get it!
Me: (Runs, but... somehow forgets I have some catnip in my bag)

The AU Cats: *start chowing down on the catnip*
Me IRL: *has ran off completely*

LATER..
Me: I think I lost the... (Hears a meow) Oh no, not again!

Cat Ink: ? :3?
Me IRL: oh..

(Pets Cat Ink)

Cat Ink: *purr* :333
Me IRL: huh

Me: Why'd you guys pile on top of me?

Cat Ink: :3?
Me IRL: I don't think he can talk..

Me: (Sigh) [Asks the question again, but in cat speak]

Cat Ink: ! *replies in cat speak*
Me IRL: oh, he could smell catnip from your bag

Me: Oh, right. (Opens my bag, but then hears a bunch of cats coming my way) ...Oh no.

Me IRL: *picks up Cat Ink, and teleports me and you to a quite unusual place* don't worry, I own this place. and this is where the stupidity of my world takes place

Me: Thanks..

Me IRL: once you open this door, you'll be welcomed with nothing but my chaos -w-

Alright then.. (Gets ready to open the door)

*something smashes*
Me IRL: and that would be Cross, who got yeeted into a wall -^-

(I open the door)

*it's just chaos inside*
Me IRL: welcome to the base. well, the chaos base to be more specific

Me: Um.. hello?

Everyone(-Me): *chaos stops*
Me IRL: YES, I AM BACK YOU CHAOTIC IDIOTS.
Everyone(-Me): -_-

Me: ?

All 3: :3

(Pets Cat!Ink)

Cat!Ink: :333333 mew! :3333333333

(Petting Cat!Ink)

Cat!Ink: :33333333

(Starts petting the other two)

All 3: :333333333333333

You three are adorable! :33333333333333

All 3: :3333333333333333333333

(Petting all three)

Cat Noot: mew..

(Gives Cat Noot a cat treat)

Cat Noot: .

(Gives the others cat treats)

The others: ! :333333

5 MINUTES LATER...

SKID HELP I'M BEING SWARMED!

AS IN... COVERED IN CATS!

The AU Cats: *purring*
Me IRL: .-.

Help me!

The AU Cats: *purring*
Me IRL: not much I can do..

Me: (Covered in cats) ;-;

Ink: hey
Me IRL: WHERE ART THOU U CUP BOI!?
Cups: WHAT
Me IRL: hey
Cups: -_-

Me: H-Hi..

Cups: what's with the nervous look? I won't hurt ya. I slayed demons
Me IRL: Cup this isn't the time for that..
Cups: sorry
Mugs: Brother you need to do fire practice
Cups: really!? NOW!?
Mugs: yes
Me IRL: typical cup brothers ;-;

(Sigh)

Mugs: sorry about him, he's the daredevil out of me an him.. I always tell him no and he does it anyways..
Me IRL: hmm

(Nods)

Mugs: now I need to go back to research.. *goes back to his room*
Me IRL: there are others here to, so you might wanna say hi to them to

(Shy bean noises)

.-.

(In mind: I'm an introvert..) *Holding Cat Ink*