The eyes look like eggs in the moonlight. The hair tendrils look like balls. The glasses look like Tetris gone wrong. The bangs look like they were cut with craft scissors, either that or it’s a really bad receding hairline. Sigh. I’m done.
their body is longer than a football field
she got arms so curvy and noodley i could put them in my spaghetti
are those wings extra blades for her knife?
her glasses look like they got stepped on, and someone took out the glass bit by bit
