all the things jevil is better at then u

Bis: [Censored] *summons Black Knight*

:|

Bis: Hello, you stupid clown. Wanna have a sword in your face?

No

Bis: Too bad. *Black Knight swings at Jevil*

*grabs blade*

(Black Knight is basically a Stand) Bis: Yeah, you stupid idiot. Nobody mocks me and gets away with it.

*anime music*

Bis: My name is Bis Chekin, oldest son of the Chekin family, and I won't let a little clown like you disgrace me or my family! Eat blade! *Black Knight swipes at Jevil*

Chekin Numgets

Bis: Idiot! *Punches Jevil in the face*

*no u(

Bis: Guess I'll have to punch EVEN MORE!

No

yes

No

Ramirez: * massive eye roll *

Haha

Ramirez: *loads m-240 bravo lmg*

*loads m-240 bravo lmg*

Ramirez: can you die ?

If i want

Ramirez: its something i cant do .

Exactly

Ramirez: so prove it.

S°shoto: actually, I'm better at depression

No. I'm slowly dying inside and I am doing this dance to hide all the pain-

I have nothing left to die.

My.life is pain!

I am pain

I can do anything!
Do lot

Think about this, an I better at depression?

Smol Lancer: "wha. . .why would you say that?" D:

Hahahaha

Baby Lancer starts crying

Rouxls: "scuse you-" -angy-

*wheezeing*

That’s why you have no knees
Your drink brown water
And you died to a tall smurf shut yo ass up

Shush

No
You got hypnotized by a gay goat

Me: The fact that it's gay doesn't matter. The fact that is was a goat does.

Reality rewrite jevil doesn't exsist

No

Yes

OC: Okay. Can you beat Dark Souls?

Yes

OC: Prove it.

*1 hour speedruns dark souls*

OC: Holy crap. Can you beat Captain Explosion?

Y e p

OC: That was a trick question. Captain Explosion is a game made by BadGameDev, and if you had watched the video, you would know: There is no way to beat the game. Therefore, you were lying. Therefore, you cannot do everything.

I know. I did that game

What?

I played it

OC: Then why did you say you can beat Captain Explosion?

Cause the game is easy

OC: You played the game. Therefore, you got to Level 2, and then failed to find the Red Key to open the Level 2 gate, because there is no Red Key.

What

OC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGdj8GDrhQk&t=585s