Oh I was joking but ok. So normal computers process information in 1s and 0s, or "on" and "off". They can then use those "bits" to encode information like words and mathematical calculations. Quantum computers, however, can theoretically have bits that are both a 1 AND 0, or on and off, through quantum superposition, where something can be in two states at once. Theoretically, these computers would be able to store and process information much faster than normal computers.