why am i doing this? i dunno

Is pee one of them?

hell nah no offense to piss kink people but i feel like that would just be gross

My ex probably: No offense taken

i mean, it's the remenants of your food/drink after it's gone through your body
it's had all the nutrients sucked out of it
and it's got a shit ton of bacteria
we shit and piss because if that shit stayed in our bodies we would die of poisoning

so, hypothetically, if i were ever to suck a dick
that shit's getting sanitized first
i aint dying from that shit

Ketchup?

no?

shit

W A L L

no?

f**k

breathing

no

ZAD

Bondage

ya

Junko

ya

Wait a minute idk what kink is

like turn ons that don't have to involve actual sex but are considered sexy
like bdsm

I have 1 of those:

S l e e p

:0 s a m e

Problem: i only have 1. While i have slightly larger ya know what, its excruciating to even get me close to boner mode

i tried to explain how periods work to my friend who thought that periods come from horniness and in the middle of it he ran off to the bathroom and he came back and APPARENTLY HE WENT OFF TO GO CUM IN THE URINAL IN THE MIDDLE OF MY INFORMATIVE LESSON
he still belives a lot of weird shit about the reproductive system

I tried to explain the function of a carburetor. Every female who heard me got super wet

pfffff

Fuel is pumped to the fuel rail, and a vaccum produced by the intake injects the mixture to the cylinders, where it is combusted

So you died by big brain

Carburetor:

Commonly known as a carb (carby in Australia), its function is known for the air-fuel mixture of a motor, like chevy 350 or 454

*wet*

My msg got split by accident

sex?

sometimes

WOWOWOWOWOWW

vore

hell to the nah m8

You probably like female doms

yeah i just got caught in 4k probably
but y e a h

SANTA CLAUS

NO

Cutting?

no

s and m
bondage
pet play

ye

*smak*

hEy
at least i'm good at hiding it when i want to like with all my other feelings

Blood

yee

yeah you're right lol

Rope?

ya

aY