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Christmas music, Christmas music, playing in my head
Christmas music, Christmas music, I wish that I was dead.
John and Yoko, Pogues and Slade,
Steeleye Span and stale Yuleade,
Jolly tunes in homes and shops,
Bloody Bing Crosby, never stops,
Salvation choir with Edna Pritchard,
Sir Harry Secombe and Cliff Richard,
Humming the tunes and singing refrain,
Christmas never will be the same,
No more carols, no more hymns,
No more sherry, no more Pimm's,
Extruded snacks and glazed prawn ring,
Own-brand lager, crisps and things,
Television, X-box games,
So many relatives, don't know their names,
Conversation falters, drink canned beer,
Say it's been a helluva year,
See old auntie start to yawn,
Then we put a record on.
Christmas music, Christmas music, playing in my head
Christmas music, Christmas music, I wish that I was dead.
