Ma jammas

I’d be in fear, i was so scared i just wiped myself off the surface of the earth, I’m gone. I don’t exist anymore.

:|

Lmao

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,

hello...

[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

wut?

You heard me

cool

You want it don't you

i don't know what it even is!

[[Explanation Blocked]]

oh ok.

:|

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Hello [Person]

im canine

Well hello [[Feline]]

hi

All alone Om a [[cold night]]

oof

Life gone [[down the drain?]]

idk

LIVING IN A [GO***MN] DUMPSTER

oof

Yes

what is it that i "need"

CANT GRAB LIFE BY [the silly strings]

huh...

Well I have what [[you need]]

do you now?

Nows your chance to be a bit cozy

Yes

Dovaes: ". . .oh dear cod." (Like the fish) 5wf7w1.jpg (click to show)

It's a [[Cold]] night! So j wore my [Jammies]]

"Awww-"

:|

She pats it on the head

*Traveling at the speed of [[KrOmEr]]*

"GET BACK HERE YOU [Tiny dumpster man]!! "

No I [Will not]

"IM GONNA GO [NEO] ON YOU-"

NOOOOOO

She pins him down with her elbow

NEVER YOU [pepis]

Then I could do this aaall day-"

NEVER

"Admit that I'm a [BIG SHOT]

*the speed of midget* NOOOO

"YESSS-" She runs after him

*screech*

"Saaay iiiit-"

NEVER YOU [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

She pins him down harder

[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED HYPERLINK BLOCKED HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

"Say I'm a [BIG SHOT]!!"

I'm sorry I'm not an [[it]] I'm a him

"Well I should be going. I have willing peon stuff to do."

Peon? Don't you wanna be a [[big shot]]

"Hm- no, this really tall girl threatened me about that."

*takes star glasses and runs off*

"HEY!!!"

Be a [[big shot]] with m e

???: "um- the [hyperlink blocked] is going on here?"

This lady walks up

What the [[Silly Strings?]]

???: "ugh- well if it isn't the [nutcase] I'm ashamed to be related to."

Oh you mean [[The queen?]]

"No- she said her name was.. .ah, I can't remember. But she claimed to be the only '[big shot'."

Whay

"I dunno."

Is it [[Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N?]]

"No.

Well if it isn't the [[Little Slime]] That ruined me

"[Hyperlink blocked] you, old man."

((She can't curse, so [hyperlink blocked] is usually referring to a curse word))

(Yes)

((We stan jammy spamton))

Get off you [Slime]

"[No]."

REEEEEE

She covers her ears, dropping the hat

*grabs hat and runs*

She groans, irritated

*runs with glasses still*

"Give those back. . ." She seems dejected.

Never

No

". . ." She walks away

I'm still more [[Successful]] than you with my [[$4.99 Life]]

"Are not-"

Are too

-this childish fight continues. Somehow, it turns into a fight about who's jammies are comfier-

My jammies are [bigger shot than]] you

"[Nuh-uh]!"

Y e s

[[Mm-hmm]]

"Ugh! You're such a [hyperlink blocked]."

>:0

"This is [war], [old man]."

You're no [[Big shot!]] You're a [[Small Shot]]

"The [AUDACITY]-"

*glare*

-also glare-

)(btw where'd you find the picture of jammy spamton j want jt-

(I found it on imgflip msmg.) * g l a r e*

She flips him off

You wanna go you little [[Slime]]

"Excuse me? How dare you say something like that to your daughter, much less a [Big Shot] like me." She huffs

Whatever [Small shot]

((Could you link me to the og image of jammy spamton-))

She steals the hat to his Jammies

(Or I can give image like this) HEY GIVE ME MY [Jammy hat]

"[No.]"

(Ty

Give it

"[No.]" She holds it up in the air, being very tall

*fails to grab, being very short(

"You'll get your [Jammy Hat] back when you admit I'm a [Big Shot]."

Never [Small Shot]

"Then the [jammy hat] is mine."