GREAT NEWS!
I know that not all of you have heard, so I FINALLY have the
Grand Announcement!
Yes, IT'S TRUE! I can proudly confirm that the rumors you've heard are now FACT!
I'm happy to announce that as a result of my EXTENSIVE—and continuing—negotiation efforts, SENIOR MANAGEMENT has agreed to construct a BRAND NEW REGIONAL OFFICE!
I have been PROMOTED to Regional Manager.
And ALL of us are being REASSIGNED there!
This MILESTONE could not have been ACHIEVED without YOUR FULL SUPPORT and TIRELESS PARTICIPATION!
Know that SENIOR MANAGEMENT is fully aware of your EFFORTS, DEDICATION and TOTAL COMMITMENT to our GOAL!
Accordingly, many of you will receive WELL-DESERVED PROMOTIONS!
Those promoted will oversee groups, and some even regions. Some of you will even be overseeing ENTIRE NATIONS!
To say that I am SO PROUD of YOUR support and accomplishments would truly be a MASSIVE UNDERSTATEMENT!
Regarding OUR new facilities …
SENIOR MANAGEMENT HAS HEARD YOU! I am well aware that there have been negative comments about ongoing issues involving lighting and choice of music. As you well know, there have also been complaints about temperature and about weather conditions.
Another SUCCESS after extensive negotiations is that SENIOR MANAGEMENT has agreed to make some significant and wholly appropriate ENVIRONMENTAL ADJUSTMENTS at our NEW ACCOMMODATIONS!
Regarding relocation, at this juncture I have not received final details regarding travel arrangements. However, it is my understanding that we WILL have a FULL ESCORT.
So, SIT BACK, RELAX and LOOK FORWARD to ENJOYING our NEW ADVENTURE TOGETHER!! We've DESERVED it for SO LONG!! Lucifer; When your lawyer knows how to do SPIN !! Rick Reinckens
