name's Greeeeeen if you need that for roasting

he looks the dollar store fusion of Minecraft and amoung us

goddammit im not amongus, seriously, a hell ton of people call me amongus like "woAHH, youRE amoNGGUS!1111 now BE sdDAD!11!" seriou-f**king-sly, among us is the stupidest f**king insult, and its not even funny or relevant anymore.

a mogus

Stop saying "Im ThE oC'' and maybe ppl would take you seriously

yeah ok

Looks like his teeth are made from a car grill

Isn't that a good thing? I am 50% off from being a car and that's a good thing but you added a 5% now thats just cool

It looks like two robots f**ked eachother the wrong thing came to existance

Well I guess I am a robot, so you COULD say thats how I got borned

red and blue robots f**ked and you somehow came

Yeah makes sense

how do you rate that shi

idk

dam

This thing has so much green that a green screen would be scared.

Thats... not an insult???

he looks like a fnf mod character, minecraft creeper, and amogus all fused together to make an abomination who smokes marjuana when isn't masturbating

alright, why in actual f**king hell does everyone call me amongus, its not funny anymore. seriously a shit ton of people tried to insult me by calling among us, or thought i was among us. its not funny anymore nor it will insult me. now shut the f**k up about among us.

No you broken excuse of a robot astronaut! This is why NASA didn't use YOU for space exploration

goddammit f**k amongus
by the way i need you to do a specific f**king explanation to prove why the hell i am a fnf mod character, minecraft creeper and amogus all fused together. also nasa doesnt exist in this world

OK, first of all, buddy, can you stop looking like an astronaut?
Second of all, start looking less like a Minecraft character and more like a robot.
And finally, your body is bigger than your fuсking head, start working out.

alright I have something that proves you wrong, I'M A F**KING ROBOT I WAS MADE THAT WAY YOU---

He is greener than my leftovers

I am so proud of myself, my name actually makes sense

Oh shiz, I left my green bean on the floor.

ok.

(Ur the green bean)

yeah i know, i am the green bean so what, youre expecting me to eat myself because im a green bean or something

i never said that -.-

yeah, exactly

i never said "im expecting you to eat yourself because your a green bean or something" Dumbass

yeah, thats the point, thats why you arent expecting me to do so

Im not, you stupid ass clown, go back in your little sewer, bitch.

And that's why you look like a f**king fnf mod, ugly ass bitch

ok this actually looks better than my accurate representation of myself

ok

The master chief and godzilla had a baby in a green paint factory

perrrrrrrrrrrrrfect! Halo: The Master Chief Collection is one of my favorite games, also mhm yea, godzilla is pretty cool I guess

epuc

Looks like a lego minecraft version of amongus

I like legos but WHY THE F**KING AMONGUS, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT, EVERYONE GOES "Heyy OYOU lookE LIKe AMONGUs!1!1!" IT'S NOT F**KING FUNNY ANYMORE, IT'S THE MOST F**KING IRRELEVANT GAME I'VE EVER SEEN ASSOCIATED WITH MY F**KING LIFE FORCE, ITS NOT EVEN F**KING FUNNY ANYMORE THESE TYPES OF ROASTS ARE PLAINER THAN THE F**KING UNCOOKED RAMEN I ATE LAST NIGHT WITH THE LIGHTS OFF.

you're such a sussy baka go back to the skeld and murder all dem crewmates

alright, but like why the hell, is there REALLY any f**king more roasts that isnt just among us jokes, what is THE HELL UP with among us jokes, WHY THE HELL, am i among us, just because i have a F**KING VISOR AND AM GREEN DOESN'T MEAN IM F**KING AMONG US. its not funny anymreo, among us isnt funny anymore. seriously, i asked you to roast, not spam amongus jokes that are as funny as 90% of tik toks. i could go on an essay on why im gonna swear like a sailor just because of amongus, prove that im not amongus AND PROVE WHY F**KING AMONGUS, ISNT FUNNY

Bc it looks like a among us...?

no i dont

yes you do

im nto supposed to

its probaly becuase your face looks like a helment, and the mouth looks like the imposter mouth..?

well guess what, i just have a f**king d e s i g n

ok..?

But you do

This man rlly wrote paragraph

yeah uh i just realized why the f**k this is so cringey but yeah please do not remind me of this post ever f**king again

OKay