name's Greeeeeen if you need that for roasting

he looks the dollar store fusion of Minecraft and amoung us

goddammit im not amongus, seriously, a hell ton of people call me amongus like "woAHH, youRE amoNGGUS!1111 now BE sdDAD!11!" seriou-f**king-sly, among us is the stupidest f**king insult, and its not even funny or relevant anymore.

a mogus

Stop saying "Im ThE oC'' and maybe ppl would take you seriously

yeah ok

It looks like two robots f**ked eachother the wrong thing came to existance

Well I guess I am a robot, so you COULD say thats how I got borned

red and blue robots f**ked and you somehow came

Yeah makes sense

how do you rate that shi

idk

dam

Looks like his teeth are made from a car grill

Isn't that a good thing? I am 50% off from being a car and that's a good thing but you added a 5% now thats just cool

ok this actually looks better than my accurate representation of myself

ok

Oh shiz, I left my green bean on the floor.

ok.

(Ur the green bean)

yeah i know, i am the green bean so what, youre expecting me to eat myself because im a green bean or something

i never said that -.-

yeah, exactly

i never said "im expecting you to eat yourself because your a green bean or something" Dumbass

yeah, thats the point, thats why you arent expecting me to do so

Im not, you stupid ass clown, go back in your little sewer, bitch.

And that's why you look like a f**king fnf mod, ugly ass bitch

He is greener than my leftovers

I am so proud of myself, my name actually makes sense

OK, first of all, buddy, can you stop looking like an astronaut?
Second of all, start looking less like a Minecraft character and more like a robot.
And finally, your body is bigger than your fuсking head, start working out.

alright I have something that proves you wrong, I'M A F**KING ROBOT I WAS MADE THAT WAY YOU---

he looks like a fnf mod character, minecraft creeper, and amogus all fused together to make an abomination who smokes marjuana when isn't masturbating

alright, why in actual f**king hell does everyone call me amongus, its not funny anymore. seriously a shit ton of people tried to insult me by calling among us, or thought i was among us. its not funny anymore nor it will insult me. now shut the f**k up about among us.

No you broken excuse of a robot astronaut! This is why NASA didn't use YOU for space exploration

goddammit f**k amongus
by the way i need you to do a specific f**king explanation to prove why the hell i am a fnf mod character, minecraft creeper and amogus all fused together. also nasa doesnt exist in this world

This thing has so much green that a green screen would be scared.

Thats... not an insult???

Your replies sound like something my high in-laws' exes would say

your high in-laws' exes are cool

You are my high in-law

ok

OmG iTs GrEeN aMoNg Us!1!1

shut hte hell up about among us

AmOnG uS!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry I don't add trash to coolness
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what i meant by this is that i dont make a trash roast like "______ looks like ______" to ruin my brain

oke lol

He’s more green then my garden

your garden is more yellow than bart simpsons face

Yellow with sunflowers

nah man yellow with the f**king sun reflection because your garden doesnt even have green, at f**king all

You’re as green as your mom when she gave birth to you

ok.

You’re as functional as my air con(doesn’t work)

(The air con not the roast)

how are you supposed to know? youve only met me for f**king 4 days and all you did was try to roast me

Is that a roast? Better speak up cause that was just a whisper

imagine whispering

Why are you imagining what you’re currently doing

yeah i was sleepy

Oh

ok

Thx

E

Hehe

ok

Ehe

because why not

Lol

ok

Who decided to make the squid game enforcers green, have faces that are also green and combine them with FNF? Cause that’s what you are

well hey at least its not among us

Well I thought you were amogus but let’s not talk ‘bout that.

...

Oh no

ok lol at least imm not among us onw

Your spelling and grammar is cheaper than your life. OH WAIT I forgot, robots CAN’T have lives!