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sheesh lower your standards honey! we cant do everything

Really? Wearing a mask is THAT hard?

i was referencing the stopping school shootings, i wear a mask like 24/7 when im not in my own house

thats not much of a problem in Britain cause unlike Americans, we actually regulate weapon use

I wish we could be like you Brits in that aspect

Oh, yeah. It’s a little hard, but some people will downplay it. You’re in the UK, where it’s not a problem, but I’ve had 4 school shooting threats in my lifetime, which seems a little high, y’know

Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that. People can suck sometimes. It's horrible how many shootings happen in America.

You deserve to be safe.

Unfortunately, the NRA thinks that their freedumbs are more important

American government: FrEeDoM fOr AlL yAy!
Literal KIDS living in fear of whether they will return home safe every day: what the actual f**k

Pretty much

Aurora borealis is beautiful

please move to britain for your own safety, we have beer and free healthcare

Maybe. Might do Scandinavia, it’s got all the good things of Britain on an even higher scale (plus the Northern Lights are an added bonus)