true story

wait, fr?

yall r missen the point, PR39N4N7???

whats that number

it says pregnant you idiot

sorry, sorry, didn't know this was a bitch boy club

FUN FACT TIME: I DIDN'T ASK

fun fact: my 5 year old brother acts better than you.

FUN FACT: STILL. DON'T. CARE:)

and i bet your brother can READ better than you too.

I mean, I'm starting to get rather bored.

Now, I know you're lame, but you should have a better comeback than that, right?

lol

fax

so scary for no reason

they blame EVERYTHING on our phones

Thankfully mine doesn’t

They really do

mhm

literally

Did the phone-

Mb the phone was zeus

B)

no no, she's got a point.
See, if you didn't use your phone, you'd-(dies of boomer)

When your parents hate so much new tech at the point where they will reply to you that same exact sentence when you just simply talk to them

Where's the logic in that reply?

congradulations

Nah bruh, it's a new update

LOL

Me: Mom my stomach is hurting

My mom: stop using phones and you'll be fine

Me : * stops using phone for a whole day*

Me after a whole day: Mom my stomach is still hurting

My mom: maybe you should stop using imgflip aswell

Me: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY

no mom a guy f**ked me
with his phone?
NO HIS DI (roudoph the red nose raindeer starts)

"Yes, Really Hard With His Phone"

exusme what the hell

I upvoted this meme! Also... PREGANANANT?

yes, pregnant.

mom needs to rephrase that