"Sooo uhh, who came up with putting a bag on this thing?"
"Why?"
" 'Cuz it just fell off"
"What size was it?"
"Uhhhhhh, 20?"
"Why the f**k did you put a size 20 bag on it?"
"That's what size I wear"
"How did you get this job if you're a f**king idiot?"
"I didn't >:)"