King Kamehameha I of Hawaii when he finds out his name is now an anime scream:

you shall die

hawaiian warrior

correct

Fun fact: Most weebs don't know that anime is short for animeshon,

wow

Les go

Weebs: cAn He BeAt GoKu?!
Hawaiian anime hater: Yes.

And definitely Hawaiian warrior

I told G*ku I can scream 300% louder than him and he immediately ran away

I’m pretty sure at least 70% of human beings, if not more, can scream louder than any DBZ character

Here's a true story:

So in my gym class I was trying to run faster so I put my hands behind me for a while because of my instincts but I pulled them back up because it looked like Naruto running. Same thing happened when I was walking in the pool when I wanted to let my arms float behind me to walk faster but didn't want to because it looked like Naruto running. Do you see a problem with this?

So, now you’re forced to choose between running slower or looking like a n*ruto runner and getting harrassed by weebs.
That’s awful.

I choose running slower 10/10.

Another thing I do that looks like Naruto running is the backwards arm extension stretch that feels good on my shoulders and back but it doesn't feel good when weebs stare at you.

What should I do about that one?

Just try to do it without walking or anything. If that’s what you’re already doing or if the weebs still stare at you, try to do it when they’re not around.

It's a stretch I do for my back and shoulders, and I do usually do it in private or in the morning when I wake up.

https://imgflip.com/i/5wpmo7

What would you do if you found out I kidnapped G0ku, D3ku, and N4ruto and shit on them?

you just won a cash prize of $1,000,000 from the AAA government
thank you for killing weebs