You know what. I dare y'all to do it. >:) Also yes...If I do use negative numbers...then damn...you failed pretty hard.

Psst, come closer~
I need to tell you..
Your car warranty has expired

Negative infinity percent lol.
I don't own a car.
But you did make me laugh so-

lmao

Nice try with the comedy lol

i Love you you cant escape me i will buy you chocolates and candy grams i will skip my classes just to see you i

-100%
Flirting with me....Will not work.

fair i suck at this sh*t

>:)

I dunno, maybe it would work on someone else.
But it just doesn't work on me

thats fair

Yup

did someone say... chocolate?

If you flew up to the sun, the sun would become dim because your beauty outshines it.

0%

I tried.

Everyone pretty much will try and probably fail.

Are you air? Cause I need you to survive.

-50%
Sounds like a not bad pick up line....but it's not gonna work on me.

Ok then

Aha-
Flirting in general. Will not work on me.

*runs into a wall* Ow-
*pretends to be blind* So like I may or may not have just been blinded by your beauty, so I need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

:/
0%

GO***AMN IT

Aha-

i am very bad at flirting

Flirting with me in genral won't work.

Well frick.

I mean....flirting with me is....yea...its weird.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

:/

Ur pretty cool dude👍

20%
A simple compliment that can make any enby's day.

I know from experience ; ). 30%

Wait.
Wait.
What?

…
It’ll take all day to come up with one way o describe how wonderful and perfect you are, but all you need to know is you are perfect in any way possible and valid too, and I need a map because I’m lost in those perfect eyes of yours

20%

Darn tied for first.

My mistake was the pickup line, right?

Yep.

Yeah that’s what lost me my crush liking me.
It figures

I had mental stroke trying to read that.

Lol

I'm not joking

So I have a crush on someone, said that pickup line on them,and they used to have a crush on me but after that they didnt

Ah-

Ye

Well then.

…

You’re wonderful and valid and beautiful and perfect just the way you are and you mean the world to me and I platonically love you very much.

45%
Aha...

Yes! First place!

Ok-
No need to get competitive.
(Not being sarcastic but...It does sound a little sarcastic ngl)

I’m ALWAYS competitive

o kurwa

I mean....Its something everyone does...
Cause its litterally the first thing you pick up on.

It’s the only Polish word I know. Because of Polandball. Well, I know a couple country names like Niemecy and Polska. And I know Polski, which is Polish for Polish

Yea...there's a lot you can learn from the Polandball comic

Like that Germany and Russia are evil bully countries

Yep...
Which is historically true.

Yeah. I thought Germany is giving Poland reparations and stuff, and they’re building better diplomacy with each other

Ah-
Aha...

Language!

I don't think I'll listen lol