(1) What just happened? What you just posted was so bizarre - and stupid - that my hairline crawled back. And I want to... well, die! The reason for that... m-mistake... of a post is your brain. You may see yourself as a galaxy-brained Meme Wizard and the greatest Scheißeposter of all time, but if we were to cut you in half and see what's inside, we would find that you mostly consist of a strange matter of sorts: composed of dead skin cells, anime, dead memes and extra virgin (oil)!

The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it. In the future, you should favor the non-shit ideas, or I may explode. To see just how strong of an explosion it would be, we linked a sample in the description.