Rolling-in-the-dough Moderna reacts

MODERNA REACTS AFTER OUTBREAK OF OMICRON VARIANT; Our stock rose by 30 billion dollars over the last 24 hours. We're on a roll, but how do we convince the vaccine hesitant to take our product? Pressure Biden to declare martial law! Stop trying to force it on them and sell it as an OTC item priced as cheaply as aspirin. And threaten them with prison if they won't take it!