Wedding in comments(best I could do)

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CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THANKIEEEEE

you're next

NP :DDDDDDDD

wait what?

mhmmmmmmmm

you know what i mean

I-

I-

Mhmmmmm

0///0

*hides*

OH JUUUUMMYYY

nO-

YES

NoOoOo

Thank you

np ^^

*Enters wedding with an M2 flamethrower, primed

....bro chill

Alright, it's me Father SpaceFanatic, lets get this wedding goin'

cry about it

Yep

Love my guy, because love

*kisses*

I LOVE YOUUUU

*kisses back* I love you too

*cries*

I'm so happyyy

Me too love *purrs*

Now let's go do umm.....

what do married couples do?

I frankly have no idea-

Lemme look it up-

they help accomlish each-others dreams and goals i guess

._.

....ummmm

How the hell do we even do that- ._.

They look for a house maybe

YES

yuh

Ladies, gentlemen, and other, the new couple!

well ummmmmmmm I don't know

Same thoooooo

I'm here, let's get this started before I start the Hunger Games

OKEYOKEYOKEY

Before we start, are there any objections?

yeah
the wedding got burned down so we can’t have it

*kills you in his holy name*
Anyone else

no you didn’t

dumbass

NO

No objections

Do you, Star_Is_Logans_Senpai, take Snow_Spire as your lovely wedded husband, until deletion do you part?

Well I mean....
YES, F**K YES

You may now kiss the groom

dude you’re a f**king cuck

*gasp*

Thank you!

That's not something you say "thank you" to love

oh.

Oh, that wasn't a compliment?

Nope, it's the opposite.

btw the bride is a w**re lmao

What the f**k is going on

chaos
pure
f**king
chaos

Go to drugs, eat your shit, don’t do school

eat shit and die

This shit nasty 🤢

stop eating your own shit that’s weird

F**k ur right

don’t eat shit kids

*nods*

Before we start, are there any objections?

No

And do you, Snow_Spire, take Star_Is_Logans_Senpai as your lovely wedded... spouse... until deletion do you part?

I do

You may now kiss the... idk their gender but you can kiss them