Ever get tired of being so wrong? Socialism is having a fire department in first place that shows up because there is a fire. Capitalism is having them arrive and demand how are you going to pay them for showing up before even thinking about putting it out.

Conservatism is setting the fire to drive the poors away, and telling them it's for their own good or that it was the Democrats who set it using Jewish space lasers after eating pepperoni & baby pizza.