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No, I haven't been destroying my childhood with r34 of various cartoons :)

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I went to Taco Bell and tried to spend a $2 bill, and the cashier had no idea what it was and called the cops.

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Wpaww x3 *nuzzwes* how awe you? *pouncesh on you* you'we so wawm o3o *noticesh you have a buwge* someone'sh happy! *nuzzwesh youw necky wecky* ~muww~ hehe ;) *wubbiesh youw buwgy wowgy* you'we so big! *wubbiesh mowe on youw buwgy wowgy* it doesn't stop gwowing.///. *kissesh you and wicksh youw neck* daddy wikesh ;) *nuzzwe wuzzwe* i hope daddy wikesh *wiggwesh butt and squiwms* i wanna see youw big daddy meat! *wiggwesh butt* i have a wittwe itch o3o *wagsh ttails* can you pwease get my itch? *put ppawsh on youw chest* nyea~ it'sh a seven inch itch *wubsh youw chest* can you pwease? *squiwms* pwetty pwease? :( i need to be punished *wunsh ppawsh down youw chest and bitesh wip* wike, i need to be punished weawwy good *ppawsh on youw buwge ash i wick my wips* i'm getting thiwsty. I couwd go fow some miwk *unbuttonsh youw pantsh ash my eyesh gwow* you smeww so musky ;) *wicksh shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *dwoowsh aww ovew youw cpawk* youw daddy meat. I wike. Mistew fuzzy bawwsh. *putsh snout on bawwsh and inhawesh deepwy* oh my gpawd. I'm so hawd *wubbiesh youw buwgy wowgy* *wicksh bawws* punish me daddy nyea~ *squiwmsh mowe and wiggwesh butt* i9/11 wovewash an youwinside muskyjob goodnessh *bitesh wip* pwease punish me *wicksh wips* nyea~ *suckwesh on youw tip* so good *wicksh pwe off youw cock* sawty goodness~ *eyesh woww back and goesh bawwsh deep*