my new crusader shop

Nice

how can i help you customer

You do custom orders?

yep

I want something like this but more of a crusader vibe

like this

Yeah

Done

Enjoy your weapons of purgery

Thank you

* I walk into the shop*
I require Samurai Crusader Armour,with a sword to match, and a gun worthy of a crusader

sheeeeeeeeeeeesh uh...thats gonna be hard to make so uh that'll cost 1 follow and upvote 3 memes of mine

Done

It has been done. I shall wait for my gear

*burps aggressively*
got beer?

*loads supa-shotgun* get the f**k outta here

f**k you, *burp* i'm telling danny