I know this is MSMG and this RP may be cringe

*You hear trumpets from the sky. Everyone around you looks toward the light in confusion. You start feeling a sense of joy.*

*I can't feel a sense of joy because I havent in 13 years*

*The light descends upon the park. You see a figure that looks like this*

*i grab a shotgun bcuz the US*

Jesus: Be not afraid, children, but be joyous, for I, the Lord, hast returned.
*The town priest bows*

BLAST IT *pew pew*

*Jesus is unphased*
Jesus: Aight bros form three lines, you will know which line to go in. You'll know why later.

*You die from the heat and churning of the washing machine*
*You suddenly rise from the ground anew. At the cemetery, everyone there rises. You feel urged to go into Line 1.*

*i dont and go into line 4*

*You teleport into Line 1 somehow*
*Eventually everyone in the world is in the 3 lines. You notice your surroundings have changed to some kind of desert city.*
Jesus: Alright, now I shall show you where you will go.
*blackout*

*whiteout*

*You wake up in what seems to be a dark room. However, you suddenly see fire. It starts getting really hot*

WAIT ARE THEY OUT OF PICKLES

*No.*

r u n

*You hear trumpets from the sky. Everyone around you looks toward the light in confusion. You start feeling a sense of joy, a sense to stop running and look at the light*

R U N

*The urge starts dissapating.*
Unknown voice: Why are you running, child? You need not fear me.

*glares at the sky*
what do you want?

Unknown voice: I require nothing from you but your love. I have loved you, I died for your sin. Now be happy, my child, and celebrate our return."

*puts on a witch hat*

*You hear trumpets from the sky. Everyone around you looks toward the light in confusion. You start feeling a sense of joy.*

*The light now becomes apparent as it descends unto the town. It is now clear the light is a man, dressed in all white. He has long, brown hair, a beard, and holes in his hands and feet.*

Elias: oi, this early?

*You hear trumpets from the sky. Everyone around you looks toward the light in confusion. You start feeling a sense of joy.*

Elias: it's time.

Unknown voice from the skies: "Do not be afraid, children. His return is upon us."

Elias: I'm ready

*The light now becomes apparent as it descends unto the town. It is now clear the light is a man, dressed in all white. He has long, brown hair, a beard, and holes in his hands and feet.*

Elias: so how's it been in heaven?

(you probably know who it is so I'll use his name)
Jesus: Good, good. Now, my children, the Judgement has come. I'll sort all of you into three lines. You'll see why later. *points to three people* You start the lines.