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Jesus, you just got mod and already asking for owner

yes very unpatient

impatient*

Nuh.
Why would someone even ask for o w n e r . . .

because they have more power.

Power?
This is why you can't have Owner, ever.
No existing Owner has a s k e d for the power.
They consider it a responsibility, not leverage.

i never said thats why i want it

Oh no sir, w a n t i n g is enough.
Nobody who w a n t s it ever gets it.

Please, there's no reason to ask for owner. Don't.

Y o u
J u s t
G o t
M o d

THATS WHY I SAID I WAS IMPATIENT