DADS EXPLAINING WHERE BABIES COME FROM:; CHOOSE WISELY; OR; YOU TAKE THE BLUE PILL, I WILL EXPLAIN IN A WAY WHERE YOUR INNOCENCE WILL STAY INTACT AND YOU CAN MOVE ON WITH LIFE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED WITH A CLEAR MIND; YOU TAKE THE RED PILL, YOU AND I WILL GO ON A TRIP SO BAD, SO SOUL CRUSHING, SO HORRIFICALLY HORRENDOUS, THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO LOOK ME AND YOUR MOM IN THE EYES ANYMORE WITHOUT THE BITTER STING OF REGRET SEEP IN