Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 am The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken' stuper I did what I shoulda' never done And now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you, drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car Crashed that piece of shit and stepped away You know I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til' they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up and ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm tryin' to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everything that I love is gone and I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car Crashed that piece of shit and stepped away I guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I'm headed for the penitentiary See me on tv The next cop series I am danger I guess I shoulda' did somethin' 'bout my anger But I never learned Real things that don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love to watch it burn You know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit so I crashed that piece of shit And now I'm goin' back again Back to the pen to see my friends And when we all pile out that county van They're gonna ask me where I've been I've been at a bar on the inside And I'm waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside You know I crashed that piece of shit And then I stepped away Yeah, I stepped away You know I crashed that piece of shit And then I stepped away...