Only an asshole likes a dick in its rear, and only an impotent dick gets so close to an asshole without plowing through it

PEOPLE WHO TAILGATE ARE DICKS. MOVE OVER AND LET THEM TAKE THEIR PROPER PLACE IN FRONT OF YOU; PEOPLE WHO BLOCK THE FAST LANE ARE ASSHOLES. SWERVE AROUND AND PUT THEM BEHIND YOU WHERE THEY BELONG; DICKS IN FRONT, ASSHOLES BEHIND. TAKE YOUR CUES FROM NATURE AND EVERYONE'S COMMUTE WILL GO SMOOTHER