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Lmao like,Wag1. Ok bruh, no cap, The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a really #GUCCI/#DENCH multistage "aerobic" capacity test that straight up gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will start in #THIRSTY seconds. Get in a swagged line at the start. The running speed starts chill, but gets fast AF each f**king minute after you hear this signal. [SUS] A STRAIGHT UP BUSSIN' single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [SUSSY] Remember to run in a #GAY line, and run as long as possible. The second time you slip to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. ps, if you somehow manage to get hurt during this test, like lmao IANAL LOL!!1 #GLHF #YOLO

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PANTS ARE DOWN, DICK IS FLOPPIN, WHERE THE F**K IS SODAPOPPIN ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother f**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna F**K THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!

Idk what it is with you guys but you keep upvoting anything with the word cum sex or dick in it. I came here for subtle wall of texts where you couldn’t tell if it was real or fake. Now these 10k upvoted cumshit copypastas are just upvoted, never pasted. You don’t actually see any of them in the wild it’s a truly sad state. See for yourself sort by top this year and it’s all sex like fr is it that funny?

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.