one does not simply Spider-Man

ITS SIMPLE. JUST CALL THE POLICE WE GOT RID OF, AND THEY WILL PUT THE CRIMINAL IN THE JAIL CELL WHICH THEY CANT BE PLACED IN BECAUSE OF COVID; WHILST THEY AWAIT THE TRAIL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL DISMISS, THEN WE CAN WARN EVERYONE ABOUT HIM WITH THE MEDIA WHO WILL BURY THE STORY