I metaphor for orchidsexuality

I LIKE DONUTS. WHEN I SEE DONUTS, I INSTANTLY GET A CRAVE AND A DESIRE TO EAT THEM. THEY’RE SOME OF MY FAVORITE FOODS. BUT WHEN I ACTUALLY SIT DOWN TO EAT A DONUT, I DON’T LIKE IT AS MUCH. IT FEELS GOOEY AND MESSY. THE TEXTURE IS OFTEN TOO FLUFFY, AND IT IS SO BIG THAT I GET WAY TOO FULL AFTER JUST A FEW BITES. THIS IS WHAT BEING ORCHIDSEXUAL FEELS LIKE. (AND THE DONUT THING IS A TRUE STORY).